Ole Miss Review
Wow. Before we get too far into the breakdown of the Ole Miss game, I think it’s my duty as an American, as a human and as an advocate of children everywhere, to call out child abuse when I see it. Can we get Sally Struthers on here to explain that, for just a cup of coffee a day, we can take that money and give it to poor little Senquez Golson so that he’ll never have to endure another painful Saturday of abuse in his life. No more picking up your teeth, your chin strap and the rest of your scattered belongings after getting TRUCKED by Alabama’s third string beast of a human being. No more beatings at the hand of his daddy, Trent Richardson, who will own him for the rest of all eternity. Instead of getting “posterized,” Golson got “Daniel Moore’d” as he will most certainly find himself in an epic painting coming soon to an art gallery near you. Seriously, this is why it’s frowned upon when you beat your children at WalMart – no one wants to see this kind of child abuse. Honestly, it would have been much more humane for Trent Richardson to find Golson during the pre-game meal and punch him out in front of the Ole Miss team. That way, Golson could live out a long career of quiet incompetence under the shadows of Houston Nutt’s ineptitude. Instead, we’ll see Golson on coffee mugs, pencils, pens and framed pictures all across the southeast. To the good, I’m guessing we’ll also get to see Mr Golson a couple of times during the ESPYs when Trent’s run comes up for play of the year…(more on this run later).
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to play anywhere other than the University of Alabama, otherwise they will get bent over and receive an atomic wedgie on national television. Of course, when Alabama gives a wedgie, it’s gonna be painfully legendary. Wikipedia tells us Wedgies, especially when performed on males, can be dangerous, potentially causing testicular or scrotal damage. An incident in 2004 involving a ten-year-old boy required reattachment of a testicle to the scrotum. I submit to you that Senquez Golson and the rest of the Rebels were that 10 year old on Saturday.
Honestly, is this how Hoover High fans feel? Wake us up when there’s a challenge? This is the vaunted SEC where the men are men and the sheep run scared in Opelika! This is big boy football! The best of the best! The best players. The best coaches. The best league. The best competition. Do you feel me???? The BEST! So what has Alabama done against the best competition college football has to offer? Well, midway through its Southeastern Conference schedule Alabama has outscored its four SEC opponents 162-31. At the time we played Arkansas and Florida, they were #1 in passing and rushing respectively, so don’t give me any of that “they haven’t played anyone” BS. Incidentally, that crappy football team in Happy Valley that we disposed of in week 2 happens to be 6-1 and 3-0 in the Big Ten. I’ll list out all of the categories Alabama is ranked #1 in the SEC at the bottom with a ton of other fun stats, but suffice it to say what Alabama is doing to their opponents is simply astounding. Offensively it’s even more astounding when you realize this success comes while we are breaking in a new QB…who doesn’t have the security of Julio Jones…or a Heisman trophy winner at RB…or a first round left tackle. I could go on and on and on (yeah, I know, I have already) but this quite simply is the team that Nick told us he would have. It’s a team no one wants to play. It’s a team of men who face boys every week. It’s not IF we’ll win but by HOW MUCH. It’s just an amazing time to be an Alabama fan. Enjoy what you see each Saturday and savor it – this is a special time. Oh, and, if you can, please lend a hand to Senquez Golson – he seems to have left his jock, his girdle and his cheekies somewhere on the turf of Oxford. And with that….on to the notes!
There is so much to cover here and I’ve already run long (eat your heart out Tommie Lee) – how do I give it all the justice it deserves? I could easily stat you to death. I could tell you that our first year starter, AJ McCarron, has completed the third most consecutive passes (151) without an interception ever at the Capstone. If he throws 5 more passes without one, he’ll pass Jay Barker for second (Croyle is your leader with 190). Are you sitting down? Seriously. Consider that. A first year starter in the SEC is setting records for consecutive passes without an interception. Well, that’s because he isn’t asked to do anything, right? Wrong! Whenever we face a third and over 3 yards or so, we have to pass with an untested, unproven QB. How are we doing on third downs? Alabama is converting 51.1 percent, good for second in the SEC and tied for 14th nationally. Well, that stat just means we are running the ball for those first downs to take the load off of AJ. You’re smart. You’re thinking. I like that. But not so fast my friend! On third down AJ is 36-54-2, 444 yards, & 6 TDs! And remember, AJ went 0-3 against North Texas with his only two picks on third down. I’ve noticed, as have you I’m sure, that AJ’s game has really picked up since Arkansas. How much? On third downs since the Arky game, AJ is 23 of 32 for 326 yards and 5 TDs (with no picks). These stats would be impressive with McElroy at QB, let alone a newbie like AJ.
Then there’s the running game. My buddy Joe says they are calling the trio of Richardson, Lacy and Fowler “Two MEN and a TRUCK.” Love that. It’s just not fair. Again, I can stat you to death but I’ll just give you some quick lovin. Eddie Lacy has 152 more rushing yards(419) than all our opponents combined (267). Jalston Fowler has 25 more rushing yards(302) than all our opponents combined (267). Our SEC opponents have a combined total of 101 yards rushing or 112 yards less than Jalston Fowler has gained(213) in those four games. Bama has 1,424 more yards rushing than our opponents. And finally…Blake Simms at 107 yards has more rushing yards than all our SEC opponents combined. Thanks Andy for sending that to me – simply amazing stats. Amazingly silly stats. Against. The. Best. Competition.
Born To Run: We’ve all been waiting for Trent to get his opportunity and, while he was sluggish in the first couple of games, you have really seen him blossom into a “fo real doh” running back. Oh, sure, Trent has the elite size & speed to be successful but, early on, Lacy showed a better knack for pressing the hole (no, seriously, that’s a term they use in “coaching” – I still don’t see how they say that with a straight face) and using his vision to find open seems and against the grain cuts. Trent has now mastered the art of the cutback and now he finds the hole better than Wilt Chamberlain. All four of his TDs showed great vision and patience and his stats of 183 yards rushing (213 all purpose) bear out a testimony of being an elite back. More stats below…
Breakdown, Shakedown, You’re Busted: A run like Trent’s deserves some special attention to detail and, after reading this, maybe you’ll understand the intro’s dedication to poor Mr Golson. The play is out of the one back set and has Warmack pulling right. The play is designed to go right. TR takes the handoff and is immediately forced to cut left to evade, you guessed it, Senquez Golson. With the flow going right and TR going left, it allowed Trent to get upfield quickly while two Rebel Black Bears grasped for air at the line of scrimmage – whoosh. Trent was on to the second and third levels in a heartbeat. It’s funny to watch Steen and Barrett Jones as they honestly stare in amazement at Trent as he has gone completely opposite of where the play was supposed to go and he’s heading untouched into the secondary after evading three Rebs who had a shot at him at or behind the LOS. Smelley is holding his block at the 40 and White is holding his block at the 50 and running downfield as Trent cuts back to the right. Amazingly, Maze rushes up into view from somewhere off the screen and begins to pass White as the two of them lead Trent downfield. Amazing hustle. Meanwhile, Trent is quickly but patiently making his way up the sidelines as Mr Golson once again comes into the picture. Yep. Same dude Trent pantsed at the LOS is back for more abuse. As Maze and White hold their blocks, Trent fakes back to the middle of the field and then continues down the sidelines as Golson trips over his jock strap that has somehow wrapped around his ankles. Touchdown! Silly, sick, mad skills by #3 and props to White and Maze for absolutely busting their humps for 80 yards down the field.
Move Bitch Get Out Da Way: You know I have to lovingly talk about the BEAST that is Jalston Fowler once again. Are you kids on board yet? Holy mother of pearl, if it were just Trent and Jalston I think my nickname for them would be Cruel and Unusual Punishment. Trent’s run was cruel. Jalston’s punishment is unusual as in, it’s more than unusual to see a big beast of a man who’s that big and runs that fast and that hard. Enter the final defining moment for poor Senquez Golson. Yep. After Trent’s big run, a sack and fumble recovery had Bama back in business at the OM 15. Jalston left some carnage on his first 7 yard run but then, out of the one back set, he headed left thru another gaping hole and, once again, there was Mr Golson. Daddy Fowler took his big bear claw attached to his right arm, grabbed little Golson around his head and face planted him into the Oxford turf. Good night, Irene. This completed a woeful night for Golson making him the poster child for poster children. “This could happen to you – Friends Don’t Let Friends Play Against Alabama.” Later, behind excellent blocking of the second string line, Fowler hit a seam and shed a would be tackler, leaving him in a footrace at the Bama 43 with two OM defensive backs. The DBs never gained ground as my man Jalston (which must be Hindu for “Move Bitch, Get Out da Way”) raced into the end zone for a 69 yard score. BOOM! Incidentally, Fowler was one of three Alabama players to have more rushing yards than the entire Ole Miss team.
Take a Chance On Me: At one time, rumor had it that big Cyrus Kouandjio would be taking the LT spot and Barrett Jones would move to LG replacing Chance Warmack. Now, this was a surprise to me as I thought Chance was better than Steen and I reasoned Chance must not be getting it done like he should be. Some uneven performances in the beginning of the year seemed to solidify this notion that Chance may be the weak link in the line. Well, things really began clicking for the OL against Arky and it hasn’t stopped since. A huge (literally) part of that is the emergence of Chance Warmack. He absolutely punishes people when he pulls and he’s getting excellent push at the point of attack. Shout out to Chance and the big uglies!
Beat It: To my limited recollection, we’ve seen three early fourth down attempts with the fake punt against Penn State, the fake FG against Arky and then the 4th and 2 against OM. When the score is 52-7, you tend to think in terms of epic beatdowns and no contests. However, I’d like to point you to what I think was the key play of the game and a play that established our dominance on the field and on the scoreboard. On 4th and 2 from the OM 31, Bama lined up in the wildcat. To no one’s surprise, Trent took the snap and headed towards the middle of the line. But, before he got to the LOS, an OM defensive tackle wrapped his arms around him in an effort to bring him to the ground. Trent shedded him like a big bearskin coat and then proceeded to move a pile of humanity seven yards downfield to convert the first down. This led to our second TD and broke the will of the OM defenders. It was probably too far out for a FG but credit Nick for going for the first down here. Who knew he was the new River Boat Gambler?
Kris Kross Will Make You Jump: Poor ole Verne would have absolutely peed on himself in the booth if sweet Timmy Tebow had thrown the same jump pass that AJ threw on a crosser to Maze. This was no one yard flick, either. AJ jumped up and rifled a pass 10 yards downfield to hit Maze as he was crossing underneath to convert another third down. Verne and Gary would have had to get the lotion and the towels out had Cam Newton made the same throw but, for AJ, it was just another pass. Incidentally, AJ hit six crossing patters during the game good for 92 yards and is clearly his pass of choice. For reference, he was 19 of 24 attempts for 224 yards.
Footloose: I knew Maze had a little wiggle in the open field but, as the season has progressed, I’ve noticed White and Hanks both have some open field moves that would make Julianne Hough take note! As teams stack the box, the bubble and tunnel screens become critical and having players who can cut (“everybody cut, everybody cut”) footloose is essential!
In Too Deep: I started to go with another Phil Collins title of “Throwing it all away” but I just couldn’t figure out how to tie in the fact that I like seeing AJ throw the ball away (even if it was grounding – could have been just a high throw) with the fact that we are inches away from completing a deep ball. We took three deep shots against OM and while two were way overthrown, one to Kenny Bell was just inches away from being completed. Again, as teams stack the box, we’re bound to hit one of these sooner or later. I will say, we’ve been killing the slants and crossers of late and AJ looks supremely confident on those throws.
Use the Force, Fluke: DJ Fluker had one of his lesser games Saturday. The big man played the role of the matador as he o’layed a Rebel DE and allowed him to force the grounding mentioned above. Later he whiffed on a couple of run plays, as well. May be nothing but I thought I should point this out. As the competition gets tougher (cough, cough, LSU, cough), he’ll need to get better.
Another completely suffocating performance by the defense resulted in yet another epic beatdown of an SEC foe. Folks, it’s not supposed to be this easy. The national media talk in superlatives not relating this D to 1992 or 2009 but EVER. While we find reasons to wring our little hands on the deep balls that have either been completed or nearly completed (and yes, cough, cough, LSU, cough is on the horizon), the simple fact is that’s the only way to score against this team. Long marches with double digit plays simply ain’t happenin’. The line gets enough of a push where we aren’t having to blitz much at all. Saban has been long known as an exotic blitzer but, this season, he hasn’t had to. He’s been known for bump and run coverage but, by rushing only four or five, he can play man AND zone at the same time. This D is like an anaconda, wrapping tighter and tighter around its prey as the game progresses. And, this anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got big ‘uns – as in the beef to match our DL and LBs to push them around. If it exists, we’ll find out on November 5th.
Light My Fire: Anyone notice that Courtney Upshaw didn’t play during the entire 1st quarter? Evidently he was serving a one quarter suspension (no, I have no idea what for) so he didn’t enter the game until the second quarter. Evidently, this lit his fire as he had two sacks, a forced fumble and wreaked more than his usual amount of havoc in the backfield. He’s such a force – can’t believe his name is Courtney. Seems like it should be Bull, Bronco or Shitkicker.
Won’t Be Fooled Again: Ok, maybe we will be. Deep balls by Florida and now Ole Miss make you think that, well, maybe teams are onto something. Bama was in a three deep zone and Milliner was peeking into the backfield. Whoosh. “Where’d whoooooo goooooo?” I’m guessing Les Miles is writing this down under the bill of his cap…and I’m guessing Nick knows.
Nothing from Nuthin’ Leaves Nuthin’: Yeah, so, just like the Florida game, the bomb was all Ole Miss had, as the Rebels had the opening 72 yard drive and then finished the first half with 72 total yards. Oh, and they only added 71 more during the entire second half.
We Will Rock You: Here’s more silliness to ponder. Ole Miss was 4 of 14 on third downs. The defense’s season 3rd down percentage of 28.04 ranks third in the SEC and eighth in the nation. The Rebels went three-and-out five times. We also forced two turnovers to go with 14 tackles for a loss and five sacks. FOURTEEN tackles for loss. Holy…
I Am Superman: And he can do everything. Of course, I’m talking about Mark Barron. Whether is sniffing out a screen pass, playing man to man coverage or playing deep coverage over the top, the kid can simply do it all. Special, special player here. Enjoy him – safeties like him don’t come around all that often. He hits like LB and covers like a corner. Crazy good.
Hitman: A quick shoutout to the kid who had the hit of the game. Will Lowery. Will doesn’t sleep, he waits. When Will Lowery hits someone in the stomach, they feel it in the back of the head. When Will Lowery hit Nick Brassell in the back, Brassell crumpled to the Oxford floor without the football…and he thanked Will and asked for another. All that talent that St Nick has brought us every February and here’s a walk on kid who continues kicking ass and taking names. Will Lowery clearly sprung from the loins of Chuck Norris…
Come Together: Well, it’s not exactly like the Beatles coming together but when the nation’s talking heads are saying “best ever defense” then shout outs are clearly in order. While re-watching the tape, Billingsley, Square, Harris and Gentry jumped out at me once again. Also, Alex Watkins played well while subbing in for Upshaw. This D knows their role and seems to excel when given the opportunity to play. Harris has been a long time coming but is consistently in the right place and making the right reads – a looooong way from where he was as an all talent but no clue freshman…and sophomore…and junior. He’s come a long way. And how about Nick Gentry – another sack for the Nilla Gorilla! He also led to two other TFLs. Amazing.
Ok, clearly not our best performance to date. I’m not sure what possessed Nick to try the 53 yard FG and now I’m officially thinking something is wrong with Foster. Well, besides that massive concussion he sustained while chasing down his weak kick. I’m hoping Foster mishit the ball but I’m thinking there’s something either wrong with his leg or wrong with his approach b/c he’s not the same kicker from last year. Meanwhile, we didn’t get much from the return game but our kick coverage team got embarrassed a few times. The first one was a missed tackle and then two guys getting blown up, creating a crease. The second big one was where we lost containment and out popped the OM player with the ball. Things tightened up later (on his last few kicks, Shelley drove the ball as far as Foster had been doing) but it caused some uneasiness among the Tide faithful. Oh, and I don’t think Nick was pleased. And, you shouldn’t make him angry. He doesn’t like it when he’s angry. I’m guessing things get corrected this week and I’m also guessing there will be plenty of opportunities to practice kick offs against UT! J
I’m including a variety of stats that I found to be impressive below. They have either been taken by some emails that I received or from some sites that I follow but all are impressive. As we go forward, I encourage you all to stop, drop and Roll Tide as you enjoy the moment. Everyone is looking ahead to 11/5 and rightly so, but what you are witnessing is the epic destruction of a really good league. When they instituted the Bear Bryant rules of recruiting, limiting the number of scholarships and who these scholarships could be given to (no more football players receiving swimming scholarships), they tried to create a level playing field for all D1 teams. By and large, that’s been the case as parity has been alive and well in college football for the past several years – that is with the exception of the SEC. Winning the last five national titles tells you all you need to know about how tough the entire league is and, yet, Alabama is making it look like Boise versus the Mountain West, or Big West, or CUSA or the Idaho Rec leagues. It’s not supposed to be this easy, folks. So, enjoy watching Trent run. Enjoy watching Donte, Courtney and Mark shut down the opposition with ease. Enjoy care free Saturdays where your only concern is now much bourbon you have left in the pantry. On November 5th, we’ll see where we stack up against some real competition and, hopefully, our success will continue. But, enjoy the moment and enjoy watching a team that you’ll be telling your grandchildren about in years to come.
By the way, it’s time to acknowledge what Jim McElwain is accomplishing with a newbie QB. The play calling, the line play, the ability to take AJs strengths and use them to create an offensive machine is really something else. To have the third down conversion rate with AJ and without a true #1 WR is pretty awesome. Anyway, here are some other fun items that you’ll want to see…
- Alabama outgained Ole Miss on the ground 389-28, and had a whopping 615 yards of total offense
- The Crimson Tide outgained the Rebels 221-18, and outscored them 28-0, in the third quarter even though Ole Miss had the ball longer (8:18-6:35) and both teams ran 14 plays. Incidentally, Alabama’s defense yielded just 15 yards in the second quarter.
- Bama has outscored our SEC opponents 90-7 in the second half.
- 56% of our points allowed(27) have come in seven first quarters.
- In the other 21 quarters Bama has given up 22 points.
- No one has scored on Bama in the second quarter this season.
- Penn State’s late throw away Touchdown is the only points scored on Bama in the fourth quarter this season
- McCarron’s third-down targets, season
Player, Attempts, Completions-Yards, TDs
Marquis Maze 12, 8-133
Brad Smelley 7, 5-42, 1 TD
Darius Hanks 7, 4-44, 1 TD
Trent Richardson 6, 5-38
DeAndrew White 6, 4-65, 2 TD
Kevin Norwood 5, 3-25
Kenny Bell 3, 3-43
Michael Williams 2, 2-39, 1 TD
Brandon Gibson 2, 2-15, 1 TD
Eddie Lacy 1, 0-0
Chris Underwood 1, 0-0
Thrown away 2
- As we hit midseason, here’s how the defensive numbers compare to the last two national championship teams.
- 2011: Rushing: 38.1; Passing: 146.0; Pass efficiency: 84.9; Total: 184.1; Scoring: 7.0; Turnovers: 1.6; Third downs: 28.0; TFL: 8.1; 1st downs: 10.4.
- 2009: Rushing: 78.1; Passing: 166.0; Pass efficiency: 87.6; Total: 244.1; Scoring: 11.7; Turnovers: 2.2; Third downs: 30.0; TFL: 7.0; 1st downs: 13.4.
- 1992: Rushing: 55.0; Passing: 139.2; Pass efficiency: 83.9; Total: 194.16; Scoring: 9.1; Turnovers: 3.2; Third downs: 22.4; TFL: 5.4; 1st downs: 11.3.
- Statistical comparison I: Even though Week 7 was when Mark Ingram had his 246-yard rushing performance against South Carolina in 2009, Richardson is still ahead of his Heisman Trophy numbers.
Ingram: 905 yards on 135 carries, 19 receptions for 186 yards, 11 touchdowns.
Richardson: 936 yards on 132 carries, 15 receptions for 179 yards, 16 touchdowns.
Opponent, rushing yards, receiving yards, offensive yards, TDs
Virginia Tech 150, 35, 185, 2
Fla. International 56, 47, 103, 1
North Texas 91, 38, 129, 2
Arkansas 50, 21,71, 2
Kentucky 140, 6, 146, 2
Ole Miss 172, 48, 220, 1
South Carolina 246, 0, 246, 1
Averages 129.3, 26.6, 155.9, 1.6
Season 118.4, 23.9, 142.3, 1.4
Opponent, rushing yards, receiving yards, total yards, TDs
Kent State 37, 16, 53, 3
Penn State 111, 19, 130, 2
North Texas 167, 1, 168, 3
Arkansas 126, 85 211, 1
Florida 181, 32, 213, 2
Vanderbilt 107, 1, 108, 1
Ole Miss 183, 30, 213, 4
Averages 133.7, 25.6, 159.3, 2.3
Here are the stats in which Alabama is number one in the SEC:
Scoring Offense (Points per game)
Rushing Offense (Yards Per Game)
Yards per Rush
Passing Completion %
Offensive Yards Per Play
Kickoff Return Average
First Downs Per Game
Fewest Penalties per Game
Tackles for Loss (Total and Per Game)
Tackles for Loss Yardage
Scoring Defense (Points Per Game)
Rushing Defense (Yards Per Game)
Pass Efficiency Defense
Total Defense (Yards Per Game)
Yards Per Play Allowed
Yards Per Rush Allowed
Yards Per Pass Attempt Allowed
Opponent Passing Completion %
Rushing TDs Allowed
Passing TDs Allowed
Opponent Field Goal Percentage
First Downs Allowed (Total and Per Game) First Downs Allowed by Rush First Downs Allowed by Penalty Passes Defended (Total and Per Game) Passes Broken Up Opponent Red Zone Scoring %